Just a short one. I'm up later than I should be, watching some comedy on YouTube. Steven Wright (who's still alive) and Mitch Hedberg (who isn't).
Not exactly looking forward to the cough-fest tonight. "And now, live, on stage, in your very own bedroom, it's Hack Mackerson!"
Jokes from both of the above:
"A friend of mine is on the ouija board of directors." --Steven Wright.
"I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs." Mitch Hedberg