I’ll let you make your way to The Onion yourself and peruse the articles. I won’t even link to the titles below, because the point I feel like making is how funny they are standing alone. These made me guffaw.
Education Heroic Computer Dies to Save World From Master’s Thesis Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are Second-Graders Wow Audience With School Prodution of “Equus” Dog Experiences Best Day Of His Life for 400th Consecutive Day
Science & Technology Rogue Scientist Has Own Scientific Method Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land National Science Foundation: Science Hard
National Surgeon General Issues Report on Dangers of Secondhand Fire
Politics Bill of Rights Pared Down to a Manageable Six
Entertainment Scholars Discover 23 Blank Pages That May As Well Be Lost Samuel Beckett Play
Workplace Health-Club Employee Stops Going to Work After Two Weeks
People Voices in Man’s Head Make Great Point About Time Management Area Man an Expert on What Women Hate