Here are spam emails that I find odd or amusing. I've edited wherever I wanted to. I suppose this means I'm reading spam more than I should, but I don't have television, so....

2008-07-28
Is this really a question?

A Veerry Brady Lesbian Affair?

2008-07-25
Here's a spam from aliens, including the completely botched spellings. It's the "adult language" that gets me!

Minutee Long Reservior Doggs (Adult Language)

2008-07-09
My friend who forwarded this said, "I had no idea that kangeroos were so...desirable??"

Grow a kangeroo in 2 weeks
Unbelievable growth of 3 inches experienced in just 2 months

2008-07-05
I love leather pagers! Rawhide is my favorite, but suede with rhinestones is just dreamy.

Breaking news for you! suede paging.

2008-07-02
Thankfully, they can solve both my sex and computer network problems. Unknown to me, sleep deprivation is healthy.

Your wife needs your love. Solve your problem with IT.
Continue your youth, don't sleep in the bed